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DAMM, Pennsylvania Drunks Against Mad Mothers The three-fold mission of DAMM of PA is to get mad mothers to stay at home and cook and clean where they belong, to stop drinking and driving because you might spill some, and to prevent other alcohol abuse like returning the keg before it's been emptied. War Stories -- Mrs. Clayton Urgle has been out marching with that MADD group. Her kids haven't had a decent meal in 3 days. -- Emily Heckle is protesting the opening of the new dirty book store down the block. Her kids are going to school in unironed clothes. -- Smedley Fishburn threw a weekend party, his wife made him clean up the place and return 8 kegs to the distributor on Monday morning, 1 wasn't quite empty. Monday afternoon his buddies returned and guess what? No beer! -- Marvin Wilbing cracked open a beer while he and his wife and kids were driving home from church. She screamed at him, upset him so badly that he spilled it all over his new Garfield tie. >> New Feature: War story of the month Mad Mothers Are No Accident! We let it happen. We can stop it! What to do? Join DAMM Now! Send a huge contribution. DAMM of Pennsylvania Call your local chapter or inquire at your neighborhood tavern or pub Disclaimer Drunks Against Mad Mothers is a non-profit grass roots organization with more than 60,000 chapters (bars) nationwide. Each chapter meets on its own schedule, usually Friday afternoons during Happy Hour. Not to be confused with that commie pinko organization known as Mothers Against Drunk Drivers MADD PA DAMM Fantasy Comic Strip of the Day Select Day Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday Saturday Sunday Whenever Support Our DAMM Sponsors       DAMM Good Links Realdrunk.org Mirsky's Drunk Browsing Test Three Drunks Labels for Drunks Belly Builders Jesus Loves Drunks American Beer Drinkers Party All The Best Drinking Stories Learn about the DUI Industry and MADD's big money agenda. Visit the "other" DAMM web site.                 Email the Webmaster                  copyright © rejection 2002 all rights preserved last site update 17 June 2004 more wingee lunacy and humor wingee's funny stuff and random ramblings Save the Polyesters!       wingee widgets pc       FAQ About Your HMO Ban Bread - a hazard to your health!       Save the Plywood Forests Honest Wingee's Used Cars       Pennsylvania History - The Real Story Cell Phone Biz Opportunity!       Cheap Pennsylvania - Vacation On A Budget Possum Hollow, Perry County, Pennsylvania USA       eBayt Online Auction the prestigous wingee award Nominate a tasteless website for this web award. click here