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Stop the Carnage!
        Halt the Slaughter!
Our Plywood Forests Are Fast Disappearing.

The photos tell the story.
Thousands of years and mankind hasn't yet learned.
The Ethiopian forests are gone. Same in downtown Detroit.
Where is the polyester to live when it's habitat is gone?
The green tree octypus? The plywood slug?

It's time to take action. Learn the facts. Act now.
What can you do? How can you help? Follow the links.
And send a huge contribution. PayPal link for convenience.



FAQ
Q: What is a plywood tree?
     A: It's the only tree with laminated grain.
Q: Why is it endangered?
     A: It's ready to use as a building material.
Q: Where does it grow?
     A: In the forest.
Q: How large does it get?
     A: Mature plywood trees are 4 feet wide and grow to 8, 12 and 14 feet high. Thickness of the trunk can range from 1/8 to 1 inch.
Please use the 900 number for more questions.
Cleo will be happy to accommodate you.




How can you help?
You can help to save the plywood forests by:
  • Don't buy or use plywood
  • Don't buy a house built after 1954
  • Don't buy furniture at Wal-mart
  • Give the logging truck drivers the bird
  • Plant a plywood tree
  • Send a huge contribution



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