Society for the Preservation of Polyesters


Before you enter you are hereby warned that this site is a parody of fundamentalist extremists, especially those animal rights activists who go to the extremes in their quest for what they deem is right. This site is NOT to be taken seriously. By entering this site you hereby release me from any liability for any stupid acts which may cause harm to yourself or others, whether you were influenced by this home page or not. If you are an animal rights activist who is also an extremist STAY AWAY! You will probably be annoyed by the contents and will only send me a bunch of really stupid E-Mail.

If you are easily offended or have no sense of humor Go Here.

However if you want a good laugh and can identify a spoof when you see it then enjoy!