Society for the Preservation of Polyesters


are cute litte furry mammals with very high intelligence.


  • They live underground over oil fields leading to the mistaken rumor that they are petroleum based
  • They were hired years ago to guard the oil fields by Standard Oil
  • They went on strike in 1942 because of withheld pay and poor benefits
  • duPont discovered their use as a base for cloth-making in an experiment on nylon gone bad (nylon atrocities are another story)
  • They mate for life
  • They come in a rainbow of colors as evidenced by the multi- colored fabric produced by their slaughter
  • They are loving and non-violent
  • The true story of polyesters has been a guarded secret by the military/industrial complex