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Polyesters
are cute litte furry mammals with very high intelligence.
FACTS:
- They live underground over oil fields leading to the mistaken
rumor that they are petroleum based
- They were hired years ago to guard the oil fields by Standard
Oil
- They went on strike in 1942 because of withheld pay and poor
benefits
- duPont discovered their use as a base for cloth-making in an
experiment on nylon gone bad (nylon atrocities are another story)
- They mate for life
- They come in a rainbow of colors as evidenced by the multi- colored fabric produced by their slaughter
- They are loving and non-violent
- The true story of polyesters has been a guarded secret by the military/industrial complex
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