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    -- Never buy a portable TV set on the street from a man who is out of breath.
    -- A great place to meet new women is at a sex change clinic...
    -- Never trust a skinny cook!
    -- Never spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
    -- He who laughs last thinks slowest.

    wingee's points to ponder:
    -- Remember, half the people you know are below average.
    -- Ham and Eggs: Just a day's work for a chicken but a lifetime commitment for a pig.
    -- Sign seen in a bar: "Those drinking to forget please pay in advance"
    -- If it's true that we are here to help others, then what the hell are the others here for?
    -- Dust: Nature's protective coating for your fine furniture.
    -- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
    -- What comes around goes around, then you'll need penicillin.
    -- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
    -- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
    -- You never see a headline "Psychic Wins Lottery".

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    -- Vegetarian ~ Indian word meaning "poor hunter"

    wingee's favorite quotes:
    -- Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. -- Will Rogers
    -- I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. -- W.C. Fields
    -- You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither! -- Drew Carey
    -- You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. -- Dean Martin
    -- I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. -- Rita Rudner
    -- Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. -- Mickey Rooney
    -- A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late. -- Frank Sinatra
    -- I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money. -- Kevin Meaney
    -- To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'. -- Rita Rudner
    -- If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? -- Unknown
    -- I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. -- Robert Downey Junior
    -- Housekeeping is pointless. You wash the dishes, do the laundry, make the beds. Six months later you have to do it all again. -- Joan Rivers
    -- Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair. -- George Burns
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